You crawled out of a rock in the Outer Rim. It smelled like dust and disappointment.
Your mother got sick. A mysterious rich uncle shows up and takes you in.
New family. New rules. New aunt who treats you like furniture that eats too much.
Her perfect daughter (your cousin?) lands a spot in an elite Imperial program. You, piece of garbage with mediocre scores, obviously don’t.
But aunty wants you gone. Strings get pulled. You’re in.
This is your last shot at becoming someone. So for the love of the Empire… do NOT fuck this up.
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Developer: Michelangelo Da’Mouso – Discord |
Censored: No
OS: Windows, Mac
Language: English
Voices: English
Genre: Parody, Humor, Sci-fi, 3DCG, Animated, Harem, Alien
Installation:
Extract and run.
Chapter 1 Issue 3
This release brings more content to the main story, but also a major quality-of-life overhaul:
🪽 Download size reduced by 50% with virtually zero impact on render quality
✏️ Cleaned up and rewritten tons of Dialogue and UI elements (Codex of the Clueless & Holonet) to make them more fun.
💾 Recoded the save system so you won’t lose progress between different version updates.
🌐 Better localization pipeline for future translations
👾 fixed dozens of bugs
What’s in this Issue? (Total)
Gameplay Time: ~40 minutes at “auto” speed.
Director’s Cut: ~15 minutes of exclusive commentary woven between scenes.
Extras Time: ~20 minutes of a “sneak peek” preview into what lies ahead.
Lore & Dialogue: ~23,000 words (Narration + GUI Elements).
Renders & Videos: 355 renders in total (+1 video).
Minigames: 4 fully playable minigames 100% completed.
