Oh wow, Red Brim, the peak of pretentious indie drivel where you play as a broke-ass photography major LARPing as a visionary artist while wandering around aimlessly, snapping soulful pics of garbage cans and calling it ‘visual storytelling.’ Let me guess—your character is one of those art school rejects who thinks slapping a black-and-white filter on anything makes it deep, while the game force-feeds you hipster nonsense about 'capturing the essence of life.' And the big mystery? Some random woman in a red hat, because apparently, that’s all it takes to trick undercooked art students into thinking they’re playing something profound.

And the gameplay? LMAO. Press X to take a picture nobody cares about, check your fake notifications like a discount Instagram wannabe, and walk around pretending any of this snooze-fest actually matters. This isn’t a game—it’s a glorified walking simulator for people who think their thrift-store corduroy and oat milk obsession makes them intellectuals.

Wow. A porn game got you all philosophical and upset. Be careful, you're gonna use up all those words you've learned at your community college. Relax, it's just a game.

oh a new summertime saga. milking dev yourself?

Oh wow, El Dude really out here acting like he just dropped the ultimate roast, as if simping for a porn game isn’t the saddest flex of all time. LMAO, bro, you’re out here fighting for the honor of a click-to-coom simulator like it’s your personal Holy Grail, and you think I’m the one who needs to relax? Nah, champ, the only thing getting worked up here is your right hand every time a new low-effort, pixelated waifu gets added.

And the community college line? Bro, your entire personality is built around dialogue options in a porn VN, and you wanna talk about intelligence? My spellcheck has a higher IQ than you. You out here clinging to coomer slop like it’s the last thing keeping you from total social extinction. But sure, keep coping—maybe if you beg the dev hard enough, they’ll add an NPC who pretends to respect you. Pathetic.

You're funny. Not haha funny, but funny. Why are you so worked up? What possible reason do you have to go on a diatribe about a porn game that you have no vested interest in? Then to lecture anyone who disapproves of your illogical and unintelligible arguments? Literally, anyone who reads your argumentative rants will question your mental capabilities as to why someone who is still living in his parents home is freaking the fuck out cause this isn't the type of porn artwork you like.
You seem like someone who likes to argue, just to argue. You're probably the guy who thinks he is the smartest guy in the room.. Like I said before.. it's just a stupid game. Someone took the time to make it and if you don't like it, thats ok. Move on.

El Dude, you just dropped the most brain-rotted, virgin-tier cope rant of the century. Bro, you’re foaming at the mouth over hentai pixels like they ghosted you, and yet I’m the one who’s "worked up"? LMAO. Your fingers are speedrunning arthritis from rage-typing in your crusty childhood bedroom, surrounded by Funko Pops and the smell of pure loneliness.

And that "living at home" jab? Adorable, coming from a dude who hasn’t touched grass since birth. Your social skills are so bad, even NPCs ignore you. The only thing you’ve ever dominated is the ‘skip ad’ button on Pornhub, and even that lags. Bro, at this point, just log off, stare at a wall, and reflect on your life choices.

You're psychotic. You win.