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In the game Secret Care Cafe everyday seemed like nothing was changing. Go into your cubicle, put in numbers to the sheets, prepare presentations, hope for bonus every quarter. Only to see your manager get all the credit for your work. Was it your fate to spend the rest of your days at the same place, being just an insignificant pawn in your own life? No!
You've had enough! With the help of your loyal girlfriend Cynthia, you took a loan, left your old workplace behind and opened a Maid Cafe! Cynthia and two of her good friends become maids that will help you with everyday struggles!
You can be the owner of a cafe where your customers will feel at home, have pleasant conversations with the maids and drink coffee in peace, while you learn more about your maids. If you spent enough time with them, they even might develop a romantic interest in you.
Or you can go with the naughtier option for your cafe. If you buy a special items in the shop and give them to your maids, you can o rder them to take special care of the clients. Ask them to meet with clients after work to know them better, help them with their issues or even serve them in a sexy way. That can even provide your maids with special benefits and unlock special interactions in the cafe with said clients.
Clients coming to your cafe will ask for their preferred drinks and dishes.Ā Your job is to stock up on the items a day before while during the day you assign to each client a maid, preferably the one they like the most, and prepare the orders, while the maids entertain the guests, making them order more than they could ever eat or drink. Getting more and more tips for you is their specialty.
After each work day it's time to prepare for the next day.Ā You can choose to spent time with your girlfriend to deepen the relationship or you can learn more about your new colleagues. If maids gain enough information from the client, you can look through client's book to learn more about guest's preferences and special abilities.
Remember to stock up on the items and if you have some cash laying around, why not buy some special items for your new friends or for the cafe?
While talking with your maidsĀ you can encounter some sweet scenes, where you learn more about them, maybe a funny event where something stupid and cliche happens. But if your maids get lewd and your relationship with them is deep enough, scenes can get more and more risky and sexy.
Instead of talking with your favorite maid,Ā you can ask them to meet up with clients, learning more about them. But if maids are lewd enough there will be a moment during the meeting with the client where maids will ask you how far should they go with a client. It's all up to you.
Your actions and decisions have an impact.
After you'll get comfortable with basics of the game,Ā you'll unlock new maids for your cafe and special roomsĀ where there are new ways for you and your maids to improve and serve the clients. Keep your cafe clean and your maids rested to avoid Bad Endings.
Random events might trigger after each day of work.Ā This makes sure you will get different experience everyday.
Game has both NSFW (not safe for work) and SFW (safe for work) mode.Ā Thanks to that option, if you are not interested in lewd content or if you just aren't in the mood right now, you don't have to worry about it popping out on you. SFW mode has some scenes changed but most of nsfw events just doesn't show up while SFW is turned on.
Hunt for specific events to fully fill the CG gallery by encountering them during gameplay! Buy and earn new skins for your cafe and maids!
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Developer: Rare Alex - Patreon |Ā Itch |Ā Discord | Twitter | Subscribestar |
Censored: No
OS: Windows, Mac
Language: English
Genre: 2D game, 3DCG, Adventure, Animated, Big ass, Big tits, Creampie, Groping, Handjob, Male protagonist, Management, Milf, Oral sex, Teasing, Vaginal sex, Group sex, Multiple penetration, Swinging, Netorase, Anal sex
Installation:
Extract and run.
v0.8.59
- added 3 new events
* end of the day event with Rai and Cynthia (Rai is your girlfriend and Cynthia's favor over 200)
* chat event with Aria (Aria's lewdness over 70, Cynthia and Aria have triangle pin on)
* repeatable random event (have summer skin equipped, all girls have triangle pins and all girls have at least 100 lewdness)
- added secret cg from the intro scene to the gallery (if you discover it)
- re-added some fonts to the game so the font issue would disappear from certain places
- fixed crashing when right clicking on clients to show their book entry in certain
- fixed Sergil Take Out skill not resetting Kawa's and Aria's positions when used on their clients
- fixed portraits in wrong position in two-bros event
- fixed wrong portraits showing in some events
- fixed wedlock and cheeky friends not correctly reacting to Aria and Kawa with their skills
- fixed TIP not disappearing during some start-of-the-day events
- fixed icons in some events not positioning themselves correctly
- fixed Cookie's exhibitionism achievement showing based on cg unlocked, not on event seen
- fixed few invite animations not being perfect loops
- fixed some events being tagged as nsfw even if they weren't
- corrected a couple of typos
- some small code optimizations
v0.8.58
- added 4 new events
* main event with Aria and Ame (progress story)
* main event with Aria and Sergil (progress story)
* chat event with Kawa and Rew (progress Kawa's chat side events)
* Ame Triangle Pin - when you give her a pin after she lost it (Give her Triangle Pin after she lost it [or just take it away and give it again])
- to Love chat added doggy style an4l animation + finish + text for Cynthia
- to Love chat added animated Missionary pose and finish for Rai
- to Love chat added animated Missionary pose and finish for Ame
- Maid names now change in Love Menu (instead of just 'Maid')
- fixed bug in Love Menu that prevented seeing the C*m outside finish cg
- fixed wrong values for lewdness and favor in Love Menu
- fixed some descriptions in Love Menu
- fixed some sounds effects not scaling propertly with Sound Effects volume
- fixed some main events incorectly being locked behind Patreon only version in gallery
- corrected a couple of typos
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the nerds kids has more masculinity than this mfck cuck
Ahh. Another visit to the not so secret cuck cafe! Where you can make and watch all the girls who like you bang other people so you can jerk off like the pathetic little loser you are! I'm convinced people into this shit are mentally deficient.
if you think there is a difference between one poorly render animegut and the other then i think you are mentally deficient.
Holy shit, you sir are fucking retarded. Just because cuck devs are too lazy to actually put effort into their koikatsu characters, doesn't mean they all look the same.
all of the guys complaining about the MC using his employees as whores. As they don't have a life outsite the computer, they self incert HARD into this games, is sad really, like real sad
all of the guys complaining about the MC using his employees as whores. As they donāt have a life outsite the computer, they self incert HARD into this games, is sad really, like real sad
This is definitely either a parody comment or the dude who asks for MFFFFFFFFF?????? a million times on every post
Or maybe he want MALE + FUTA + FUTA + FUTA?
Nowdays a lot of kids with exclusive definitions of LGBTQIA+ABCDEFG....Z
depends of the game but you guys have a brain so smooth you cant understand that
Sorry for the delay in answering you.
Hello my lovely not gay friend. Enjoying dicks for scientific research too?
Amazing game. Need more dicks for us. 20 is good. But 80 dicks is better.
Need BBC. More inclusive fetish.
fun fact. the top stops in world record holders for largest penis are white.
BBC is literally made up fantasy
Anyone who isn't a retard already knows it's a meme created by the porn industry.
Secret Cuck Cafe, pathetic MC, the girls are a whore, they jump to another dick, you just able to said no so they dont.
all cucks are mentally fucking retarded and should fuckin off themself.
you are not a man.
beta low self esteem tiny dick beta cuck.
you have to leterally force them to have sex with other guys all of em (minus the gf who thiks you are also gonna fuck more people) tell you they DONT want to do it, i fine if you dont like sharing in VIDEO GAMES, but just investing crap cuz you are but hurt is lame and pathetic
You can't of course, because you are supposed to watch your girls get fucked by other guys. The rest is there to entice non cucks to try this shit.
This game DOES NOT deserve a lower score than "hole house" but that guy has bots to boost his score, and this game has butt hurt virgins to lower it, anyways....
REVIEW: ALL "cuck" content is 100% optional, there is a lot more content in that path though, harem path still has a decent amount
The mini game is really fun, like Yakuza Hostess Club levels of fun
1. optional NTR means instead of loving waifu you have a whore on a leash that will cheat on you the moment you loosen the leash. optional NTR == trash
2. hole house is upfront about what it is. this falsely advertises itself as harem.
3. cuck is "optional", but if you opt out there is no other content. this means the option is fake. as dev tries to lure in harem players and trick them into playing his cuck shit.
TLDR: fuckoff subhuman
Hey there you virgin twat, you have to force the girls to shit on ya so no "loosen the leach" thatĀ“s just you cuck irl ass making shit it cuz your internet GF cheated on you, there is a decent amount on content in the non whore path is like 50/50.
TLDR: Have you ever touch a woman? a real one not a tranny.
You're both arguing over pixels. You're both bitter virgins. I pose your own question to you. And no, your dad doesn't count.
You are here in the same boat darling, even worse you are mad at those guys not even at the game, if I were you I just leave them be, leave them fight over fake tities, bedsides if you are here too is safe to assume you also havent touch a woman, same would aply to me I know
You are playing the GAY MMMMMF path and complaining about "tranny". Logic of gay is "briliant".
Maybe lets go suck a dick to prove than we are "real mans". No shame of suck another dick for plot reasons. hahahahah
Stfu minigame you dumb cunt. You crap loser. You're only butthurt cos your tranny girlfriend Rough Sexd your ass.
HAHAHAHAH look at you at you ragefully tipyng that comment and the first guy is the butthurt one? AHAHAHAHAAH get a life babe
You both sound like whining crybabys. You both need to get out instead of arguing over pixels.
Here you are again darling, what did i told you, let them be you are also starting to sound like a whiny little bitch see?
Then, by your own logic, you are starting to sound like one too, replying to the same guy twice hmm? See how this goes?
> This game DOES NOT deserve a lower score than āhole houseā
While admittedly this is a better game, it deserves the low score for its dishonest advertising.
This game is falsely advertised as harem. harem players come, see cuck shit. give half star vote.
Cucks come, see game advertised as harem. pass on it.
Meanwhile hole house, which is a shit game, advertises honestly to its target audience. Harem fans don't even open the page, much less download it. and as such do not rate it low.
Cucks see it is a game for them, soil themselves and give it 5 stars.
Now you know why this game has lower rating than hole house despite technically being better.
heh almost fair enough, hole house has a good score cuz dev uses bots to boots it, and this game does tell you the ntr shit at the start, thats what i dont get, they get mad cuz they have 2 options? and obviusly one is going to have less content cuz dev has to work on both routes?
It's advertised as a harem game my dude. Yes it has swinging in the tags, but not NTR, which it needs. The dev chooses to work on more content than the other, that's the crux of it. He could do cuck content for a month, then harem, then cuck etc. But he doesn't. The guys main point is true though.
The quality (or lack thereof) of the product has nothing to do with the advertising. In other words, how it's advertised does not change the game play, or whether it's a good/bad game.
I understand you don't like certain types of game, but saying it "deserves" low scores because it's tagged wrong just isn't logical. Half the time the games on this site aren't even uploaded by the people who make them. Tags gonna be wrong.
LACK OF HAREM MFFFFF CONTENT
NOTHIG FOR ME. 0.5
A LOT OF DICKS FOR YOU = 5. OK. You rate 5. Your CHOICE.
Do you want change the world? And all people need have same low standards?
Mommy, i deserve a desert? I deserve play in streets? I make my homework mommy. I deserve good rate?
Grow up. You are not dad or mother of another fappers. You are free to rate. You are free to put a gun in the head of another people and try make other people love your shit preference.
But you can shoot in my head. Never i will change my preference. Never rainbow preferences will be forced to me. Try in kindergarten. Pushing gay agenda work good with 7y old or youngers.
Not with people of 14y+.
> quality has nothing to do with advertising
true. but rating does.
if you advertise your product to a demographic that hates it. And avoid advertising it to the demographic that loves it, then it will have low score as people each rate based on heir own personal opinion.
which was the original complaint. anon was angry that anons voted to give this a lower score than another game despite this game being more technically competent.
I explained to you why it happened. because of dev's false advertising and attempt to lure and convert harem fans into cucks.
Why not add a client GUY for you???? For you gay pleasure.
Then ADD ALTERNATIVEPATH with a NEW FEMALE CLIENT to male straight players???
Avoidable gay content DON'T ADD PORN CONTENT in male MC straight path.
ON CONTRARY. Avoidable GAY FUTA NETORARE MMMMMMMMMMF shit. Make the game more worse and more short to people interesed in girls.
Dev is lazy to create NEW FEMALES. Ok. Then embrace your gay audience. And accept than 95% of male players are straight and have zero interest in MMMMMMMMMF shit.
Son don't you realize, if you play this games or watch porn, it is not you the one fucking the woman regarless? and if you truly self insert while playing this, you should just kill youself already because that's a sad life you are living boy.
Game A deserve more rating than game B.
Then rate game with better rating.
For me 0.5 in both.
People love tell "Cricket is underated". "Soccer/Basketball are overated"
Cricket is not popular.
Soccer/Basketball are popular.
You love cricket. You hate soccer. Your opinion.
But "overated/underated" is cry baby complains because other people have different preferences.
You love. Rate 5. Support. The end.
Every word of what you just said was wrong. you are talking about preference this guy is talking about effort and quality
Cricket is "quality" if you love cricket
Quality in only qualift IF MALE MC STRAIGHT PATH with PORN.
Add new girls to ADD QUALITY.
ADD MFFFF to ADD QUALITY.
This game is 99% pure trash.
> This literal pile of human feces took a lot of effort!
> The chef spent an hour cooking it and adding 200 spices
> How dare you rate it lower than a low effort restaurant that just gives you a simple delicious apple
I rate it lower because it is made out of human feces.
It does not matter how much effort the chef/dev puts into it, it will always remain shit.
That analogy is a bit off because the low effort restaurant in question also serves human feces.
The difference is that the low effort restaurant openly and accurately advertises itself as selling shit. so only vile dung eaters go there and rate it.
While this one pretends to serve real food to lure in normal people and then surprise them with a plateful of shit.
As a percentage, give us a split on harem to cuck content. Instead of saying 'decent amount', it's better to give a more accurate assessment.
is like 40h 60s i belive, idk havent test them all, game was waaay more grindy than i remember and i have shit to do, i only play this games for a quick fap once in a while so long ass games are not worth my time, i only play this one cuz i like the minigame heh, it reminds me of yakuza
Hole House - 0.5 for me / 0.5 for you
Cuck Cafe - 0.5 for me /5 for you.
My opinion. Your opinion. Both irrelevant. Just opinions.
Hole House 13.000 patrons
Cuck Cafe 600 patrons
Fact = Hole House 20x more supported. Good for much more people.
Overated / Underated is just OPINIONS. And i can't explain why 13k+ in Hole House. In NLT games and BADIK i can. But not in Hole House. Maybe parody fetish is TOP fetish for a lot of people. But only a guess.
Every time I come here, there's new rants about this "cuck" game. Don't you people ever get tired of typing?
GAY NETORARE FUTA MMMMMF poping all time. In "last updates"
Changelog: More GAY MMMMF shit
ZERO NEW GIRLS. ZERO MFFFFF.
Summarize all paths to other people:
Male MC straight path:
X number of MC fucking girl (MF)
Y number of sex scenes MC+FFF
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Male MC gay / voyeur / NTR / MMMF path:
Z number of sex scenes watching bros fucking girls for plot reasons
W number of MC+M+M+1 female to "spice harem of guys".
V number of MC fucking girls with dick.
Then people can try if content in prefered path. I am not because not interesed in 90% of game. Gay voyeur MC path / Netorare MMMMF bromance.
Just play the game if you enjoy it? No reason to expose yourself to comments that make you upset.
Annon have you touch a real woman? guys lets not forget, it is just a fucking game thats what all this "cucks" in the comments are trying to teach you
Once again these guys thinking there is a difference between who fuck the girls in game, you are not the mc, shit you canĀ“t even chose the name of this guy
Play. Have a fun fucking GUYS.
And stop TRYING PUSH YOUR GAY MMMMSHIT for other people.
ENJOY. HAVE FUN. Stop crying.
counter arguments are making even less sence know, i suppoused your brain is rotted from your porn adiction or maybe the more "coerent" guys finaly end themselfs
You are playing MMMMMMF sh...t.
I am playing MC+Female games. MFFF games.
Not so addicted to porn to become a "butterfly" interested in boys.
You went from MF to embracing MMMMMMMF. But just for "plot reasons" right? No addiction for dicks of boys?
hahhahahaha
yu aint playing any of those games dude , you are in literally every single ācukcā and gai game and you know the plot and ending of all of them, get out of your clozset
PD:c. en.ll sor. ll ship
more likely it's the other way around - your adblock is preventing the website from posting the comment, I don't use one and everything works fine
Hypothetically. You only have time to play 1 porn game.
Do you choose a game with 3 girls love interest and 10 boys love interest?
Or a game with 10 girls LI and 0 boys LI?
Can't you see the reason for the lack of interest from 90% of the players?
> Here is man A
> You control his every move
> You watch the world through his eyes
> When talked pronouns such as "you" are used.
> Games ask "what is your name" and then refer to you by that name
> Hurr durr it is not you. there is no difference at all between watch your-name fuck a girl or watching your-name get cucked.
does it hurt being this stupid?
