Monster Girl Farmer

Monster Girl Farmer is an erotic text-based RPG. The kind of game that lets you ride a unicorn girl — and vice-versa. Your farm is failing, but your fortune takes a turn when a starving Monster Girl barges into your home. In exchange for taking her in, she’ll help you start the world’s first Monster Girl farm!

 

Features:

The writing:
Lewd scenes crafted by artisanal writers, grinding away in the paper mines until their quills and free hands are worn to nubs. With over zero years of combined experience, you can rest easy knowing I’m not happy until they’re not happy.
Memorable characters with depth: the agoraphobic mushroom girl, the superstitious dryad, the cherry tree girl who thinks she’s a princess…
A multitude of fetishes—many more on the way!
A world brimming with lore. Learn about the Monster Girl Devil and why Hellhound Girls fell from grace.
Color-coded, easy to read dialogue.
No pretentious purple prose. You won’t find words like milieu, mackle, or mélange anywhere.

Wholesome turn-based encounters:
Raise monster girls’ affection through acts of kindness, not violence. (Working—many planned improvements.)
Gain experience, level up, and learn new acts of kindness.
A mélange of item drops. Sell them for money, use them to upgrade your farm, or gift them during encounters.
Status effects that increase crop yield, temporarily decrease your energy, etc.
Minimal grinding.
Maximal grinding (against monster girls).

The world:
A clear visual mini-map to easily navigate the diverse regions. (Map is currently textbased.)
Upgradable environments: convince monster girls to set up shops in town, build a coop with dryad wood, etc.
Track critical information in your journal: the number of undiscovered monster girls, how many scenes are left, and what you ate for breakfast.
Check out the content roadmap (starts at the top, subject to change): https://link.monstergirlfarmer.com/roadmap

Customize your experience:
Play as male, female, or enby. Choose your name and pick your naughty parts.
Affect scenes by bringing different monster girls on your adventures. (Implemented for one character—more planned.)
Dislike a kink? Skip any lewd scene BEFORE the action starts.

And if that doesn’t convince you, check out these rave reviews:
“What’s up man. Everything okay?”
“Shouldn’t you be looking for a job?”
“We’re worried about you.”

And that’s just from my friends! About me (BIS):
I’m proud to say this is my second NSFW game; I completed my first!
I’ve been programming for decades, teaching best practices to others; there have been seven bugs over a four month period, and only one of those was major.

Developer: Bawdy Ink Slinger – PatreonDiscord
Censored: No
OS: Windows, Linux, Mac, Mobile / Offline Browser
Language: English
Genre: Monster girl, Comedy, text-based, fantasy, RPG

Rating: 2.8/5. From 94 votes.
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RanCor

Why is this stupid garbage even on this site? It had a grand total of about 6 images, and the rest of this shit is just a scrolling internet page. What a bunch of rank amateur shit. But then again, the quality of this site is comparable to a collapsed septic system and mostly just a harbor for shitty games, and a gay shit NTR hub and one of the worst sites in the community. So, good job. Decent games are practically non-existent here that can be gotten elsewhere.

Anonymous Fapper

The only stupid garbage I see on this site is this person I’m replying to.

Bawdy Ink Slinger

Hello! I’m the developer of this game and you make some valid points, especially about harbors and… septic systems and, uh… Well I skimmed it, but as far as I could tell you were complementary, and for that I thank you.

This is a text-based game, but when people don’t expect that, it can be a source of frustration. I can empathize. When you’re expecting a graphical experience (and why wouldn’t you? 95% of the games on here and Steam are graphics-based), the game might be a let down; it’s about characters, plot, and most importantly, reading. Everyone’s not into that. Hell, lots of times I’m not into that either. It all depends on my mood.

That’s mainly on me: I should do a better job of setting expectations. Therefore, I’ve asked the webmasters to add “text-based” to the game’s title. If you can think of even better ways, please let me know!

Bawdy Ink Slinger

Just want to say that I’m the developer, so take my comments with a grain of salt. There is some merit to the review below, mainly regarding the interface and font, but I want everyone to know that I am literally working on that this month, so it’ll look better real soon. The reason it took so long to address to this is I put all my time and energy into the written content first, and personally, I think that was the right decision: I wanted the feedback to be based on the quality of the content, not the appearance of it.

A year has passed since the review below, and a ton has changed. For example, yesterday someone told me they played the demo for 6 hours, and this wasn’t even their first time trying it. When people give me feedback, they almost always mention how much they like the writing and characters. I wish I knew what they meant when they said it needs work, but lots of people tell me it’s the best written game they’ve ever played.

Anonymous Fapper

If you like Trials in tainted space, corruption of champions etc… you won’t like this. Actually no one will like this currently. It’s pretty basic and incredibly short, the 4 images shown here are the only 4 images in the game. (I get it, its a text based game and demo.) But the interface and font is so basic that it’s currently a chore to read or play. The writing also needs some work. Could be a good game down the line for text based, but it’s definitely not now.

Anonymous Fapper

That was actually helpful.
While i don’t mind text based games, they need to be well written, well made and have actually content.

Bawdy Ink Slinger

Hello! I’m the developer of this game and wanted to say everything mentioned in this comment has changed since it was originally written.

> The writing also needs some work.

I’d love some actionable, constructive feedback on this. What are you referring to? Examples would help.

Anonymous Fapper

any good ?

Anonymous Fapper

hm, lets think… HTML, Text Based game. I’m gonna guess it’s shit.

Anonymous Fapper

this how apple users brainstorm

Anonymous Fapper

Noooo I was so close to be able to say first 🙁

Anonymous Fapper

You were 5 hours off the mark… Not at all close in this world.
Literal groups of people in another site that call themselves the “Zero Hour Gang” cause they’re always there within the first 60 minutes of something being released.
ALWAYS.