Heeeelp! I am drowning in quotes, references and memes! I don't know how to swim in a story who is so uninspired that they have to reference other stories at every sentence!

Well, okay, if you want to show off how awesome you are because you know multiple languages then at least make sure you ACTUALLY know them because "omelette du fromage" doesn't mean anything, its english translation would be "omelet of the cheese", if you want to say "omelet with cheese" then say "omelette au fromage", I'm not blaming you for getting the words wrong, I'm annoyed because you are so proud to show off your ignorance.

Uuuuuuurgh, the dialogues with Stacey are so disgustingly cheesy that I'm genuinely feeling sick, legit.
Please, I beg you, Bryan, shut up, I don't want to have diabete!
Seriously, it feels as if the author tells his true story with his ex-wife.
But you know what? I don't give a shit about how much you are smitten with a woman that you forgot she existed when you decided to give your everything to your new job then blame her for seeking elsewhere what she no more got from you.

Here we go! Just when I was starting to think that the author finally took responsibility because Stacey FINALLY said to his face that he had it coming, she ends by saying that she made terrible terrible mistakes, she wishes she could reverse time and take it all back, she was wrong, she is to blame, she is despicable, yada yada.
So still as unassuming as ever.
Because if he finally grew a spine to take responsibility, Stacey would NOT apologize because she SHOULDN'T apologize!

She should say: "I won't apologize because what I did what the consequences of your own choices. You lived for yourself, for your job, you wanted to make your way to the top for your own ego, and you didn't care about anyone else, so how could you ever blame me for seeking company from where I could when you were not here? This would have never happened if you hadn't left me alone. You are the one who left our family down, not me."

How I wish she would say that to his face once and for all!
How that pisses me off that she takes the blame for everything for him to keep pretending he is a saint!

Aaaargh! Are you fucking kidding me?!?
Even when we DO have the choice to keep blaming her or taking responsibility, we STILL refuse to fully take responsibility because we keep blaming her instead of acknowledging it was our fault.
I swear the author is definitely a fucking hypocrite...

When a relationship falls apart because one of them stops paying attention to the other, no matter how the other reacts, it is 100% the fault of the one who stops paying attention because whatever the other does, they do it BECAUSE the other stopped paying attention.
If your wife cheats on you because she feels lonely, then ask yourself why she felt lonely instead of asking her why she cheated on you, you asshole!